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Ruapehu

On Friday, my family and friends drove to Ruapehu to go skiing.

First we put on our boots and skis then we put on our poles.

Later we went to the top to ski. It was hard to walk on the snow because the snow was slippery and wet. So we tried hard to climb up. Soon me and my dad climbed up to the top.

"Be Careful!" My dad said.  So I skied carefully but I still slipped sometimes on the snow. But slowly I was getting better at skiing, but I still slipped on snow a lot and I still tried hard.

Then we started to go to the cafe. The cafe was nice and warm with the heater so we relaxed. Soon we went to the bus and drove back to the motel and relaxed.

I felt cold tired and relaxed and happy in the snow because I loved skiing and having fun.

Pyjama Day!

The Quest to Beat the Curse!

(A Terraria story)

Chapter 1, the Old Man

One morning when I was looking for new stuff to smash, I spotted a shafty-thing and saw a person trapped inside. So I smashed my way down to the bottom floor and rescued him. “Thank you for rescuing me generous skeleton” he said. “But be careful, I was cursed and one day my master will curse me again.” So I said, “Don’t worry I will protect you. And any way is that a shower of demon eyes?” (Demon eyes are mythical creatures in terraria with nothing but an eye) “No Skeletron, those are fallen stars.” the Old Man said.

Chapter 2, Fun time

So I ran around the blanket of stars and said, “Man there’s heaps of them!” Even the Old Man was running around happily. I said “How much are these worth?” the Old Man replied, “Billions of dollars Skeletron. But what should I do with them?” I said. The Old Man answered, “Keep them Skeletron. Just watch out for demon eyes.”

  

Chapter 3, the mystery of the curse

So we duck jumped to the right, go to the left! “Finally that’s over aye Old Man!” “Yeah!” he said. Suddenly I heard a whoosh. “Old man, Old man? Where are you?” I shouted. “Oh! This must be the curse he was warning me about! I better go see where he is and fast! I’ll bring my health potions, emergency gloves (They help you break harder bricks) and my armour. Now I’m all ready to go!” I thought. “Don’t worry Old Man, I’ll rescue you!”

Chapter 4, Rescue Time! (A mini Book)

    

One day a mighty warrior (“who was me”) discovered the temple of DOOM!

He was sure it wouldn’t be too late to beat the curse. But still the warrior moved on.

The landscape changed, he didn’t give up. But still the warrior moved on.

He hoped he won’t, he was sure it wouldn’t be late to beat the curse.

Finally, he found the place, the place that holds the curse. He entered and got a shock. (When I say “shock” I mean fright).

Chapter 5, the battle (Part 1)

“Oh look a cute little canary (catnary actually). I’m going to call you Silky. I’ll put you in my mini portable cage. Now where is the old man?” A familiar voice was heard over the man eating sharks. “He’s over here Skeletron,” the voice said. “Go Silky, bring some TNT with you and try destroying him from above. Go! Catnary go!” Silky came back rough and ragged. “Oh you poor thing. What happened?” (This catnary can talk.) “The person I was trying to defeat was MASSIVE!” She said. “He said “Bring Skeletron before I lose my temper!” So we better go see where he is and fast!” So I followed Silky and she led me to the room the monster was in.

The battle, (part 2)

So I got to my battle station but before I could do that, I saw the Old Man “Old Man!” I call out. “He can’t hear you Skeletron!” said a familiar voice. “Hey how do you know my name?” I said. “Because I am your brother!” the voice says. “You Are?!!”  “Yes, I already told you that!” “ATTACK!” I yelled in rage. “So you want me to whack your head off with my mop!” he said. So I grabbed the nearest weapon and started attacking…   

So he swiped, I ducked.

I swiped, he ducked

He swiped, I ducked

I swiped, he ducked… but a little bit too late… BONK!

His head got swiped clean off by my mop! So then Silky (the catnary) rescued the Old Man and set him free.

Chapter 6, the last chapter

“So today The Old Man, Silky, and I go save the people in need

And who are we? We are...

“Team Skeletron!”

Barbie

One summer evening Barbie wanted new clothes. Then her loving boyfriend came and made Barbie new clothing. "Thanks Ken" said Barbie.

Ken left. Barbies robot for the closet, he got turned on evil. Ken and Barbie were having a picnic. Barbie slipped on her picnic pants. Remember the robot was on evil then he shut down the closet. The robot said... " I shut down the closet because it's too hot for those pants.

Barbie said, "I can't take these pants off because I'm going on a picnic and these are my picnic pants". "Then I can't let you out I'm afraid" said the robot.

After that all Barbie's friends were hungry so Barbie got out her muffin cupcakes, with some milk. They stuffed their gob with milk.

Barbie called her loving boyfriend. He came to save them. He raced to Barbie and her friends. "Hi, Barbie I brang sherbet". "Ken what's wrong with the robot". "I don't know baby". Ken went to look at the evil and good button. "Barbie the button is on evil". Said Ken. “ohhhhhh”. Said Barbie. “Why didn’t I think of that”. Ken smashed the handle on good. The robot said “What happened”? Barbie said, ”You were on evil.”

”Sorry Barbie,” said the robot. Then they got saved and lived happily ever after.

Alma

Once there was a little girl named Alma, skipping softly in the cold windy town through the rough snow.

She stopped at a blackboard and she started writing her name. She looked back. There was a doll that in a shop window that looked the same as Alma. She tried to open the door. She felt mad so she bent down and  threw the snow at the door.  Angrily she walked away touching the wall.

Suddenly the door opened. Weeeeeeeee! Slowly she stepped  right inside. She looked at the doll under her feet and picked it up. It tried to escape. Oh  no! My doll has disappeared. “Boo!” Alma heard. Alma looked happy so she quickly climbed up the couch, her hand went higher and higher than the highest. She touched the dollies head. Suddenly Alma had a bad dream. Suddenly the toys started to look around. Eventually a man came and stole all of the dolls and took them all home and put them all at the window. The dolls woke up the man and got a little fright.

Monkey Me Crazy

Once there lived a crazy monkey called Emma. She was the most beautiful princess in the jungle. Every man in the jungle liked her.

A man named Brian lived beside her home. He was the best man alive and the most handsome guy in the jungle. She liked him so much she always wanted to eat with him a banana but they ate some pizza rolls. It was wonderful yummiest food so they munched it all up.

Emma’s mother and the father were the rulers of the kingdom called Hearts. “Who is that man? Is that a prince? O o o o can I go to him?" asked Emma. “Of course, go on," answered the king. A new girl said to the prince, “Wait I want a better look please." “No," answered Brian’s father but he carefully strode alone to the foot of the tower.

When he was at the end of the tower he saw a pretty good princess that was not being a good monkey princess.

Creepily he crept in, "Oh no how did she see me?" But she said, “Come on now  I'm not going to bite you. Come into the light". "Okay I'm coming my dear."  But yay they got married and they lived happily ever after. 

George Washington and the Ring of Fire

George Washington and the Ring of Fire

One sunny warm day a man named George Washington, was in the forest at a food truck eating a burrito, and drinking a strawberry milkshake, and also a hamburger. Once he finished his meal he looked outside and thought there was a path. But there wasn't. Immediately George Washington was lost. He had to stay in the forest. George Washington had an idea in his brain. He started walking forwards. All of a sudden he got to a place where he had to go left or right.

He picked left. Soon he started seeing some light. Immediately he looked up and saw a ring and it was on fire. He looked in the middle of the ring and saw the beach and said, “That's where I want to be." He climbed up onto the ring of fire and jumped through it. After that he climbed back down the other side and had an awesome time at the beach eating yummy food like hotdogs, burgers, burritos, chips, coconuts, strawberry, lemonade, banana and mangoes!

George Washington had the best trip to Hamilton after the party at the beach. But all of a sudden, “Roar!!" He looked outside a piece of pizza and more pieces the pizzas took him to an enormous giant. That giant was blocking the path. The scary giant was asleep and didn't wake up but George Washington wasn't able to get to the airport because the giant was blocking the airport. Immediately George Washington was freaking out. He had nothing to do.

After a while he thought he should wake up the giant. As soon as George Washington woke up the giant he said, “Please let me through. I need to go back to America. Can you pretty please let me through?” After a while the giant said, “Yes of course.” And George Washington and the giant lived happily ever after.

The Stegosaurs And The Maths Competition

Once in a green beautiful forest there was Stegosaurus with sharp spikes on his back and nerdy glasses. His name was Rooney. He was the smartest dinosaur in the forest. You might think that everybody hates him but they don’t. They actually like him because he is the smartest.

One day Rooney signed up for a completion called The World Championship of Maths. When the day came he got ready. “I am going to win”, sang the Stegosaurus.

He won all of his matches. Until he was in the final. “Last question!” said the emperor. “128+128”. Suddenly the other competitor said,”256”. “You’re right”, replied the emperor. Rooney was heartbroken. It was his first time losing. The rest of the dinosaurs were teasing him about how he lost.

After a few months later the other competitor wrote a letter to Rooney and said “Rematch yes /no?” Rooney thought about it. When the time came he marked yes. It was going to be on June the 25th of 2015. He trained and trained.

Six months later the day came. When he finished getting dressed he started to practice. He was nervous. When he got to Eden Park the crowd was going wild. The other competitor was a T-Rex. He had green skin, terrifying claws and two shiny glasses. If the T-Rex lost he might be tempted to gobble up the Stegosaurus. But luckily he was a nice T-Rex.

The two competitors started the game.  The emperor started to play the game. ”Buzz” ten questions done. But then it was a tie. “What is 256+256”, shouted the emperor. “I know this one”, said Rooney. “312”, said Rooney. “You're right”, said the emperor.

So Rooney won the championship of maths. The other competitor was depressed. But when Rooney won the championship he was very delighted.

Dear Giant

You got no friends. That is sad and you live in a cave.  You got no girl friend. I can get one for you. You got no tv and no food. I can give you some money. You can live with me.  I’ll feed you. I’ll give you a drink. Have a good day. We love you giant. 

From Jaraiyus